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11/23/2021
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What A Day: Powell movement
....solemnly donned matching hot dog costumes. Monday, November 22, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS, BRIAN BEUTLER, & CROOKED MEDIA -Virginia Lt. Gov.-elect Winsome Sears, when asked her vaccination status
11/20/2021
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What A Day: Kyle and terror
A heartening absence of smallpox. Friday, November 19, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Kevin McCarthy, shouting some words he knows A Wisconsin jury has found Kyle Rittenhouse not guilty on
11/19/2021
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What A Day: Reign of SALT
Do not let Ted Cruz wear the dress. Thursday, November 18, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ilhan Omar in response to Lauren Boebert's House floor slander House Democrats opened debate on
11/18/2021
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What A Day: QAnon shamin'
Hope everyone's hungry for hot dog NFTs. Wednesday, November 17, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, scraping the bottom of the insult barrel Between widely-available boosters,
11/17/2021
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What A Day: Credit fraud
A(n incredibly low) bar. Tuesday, November 16, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Steven Pinker on his brief and fruitful affiliation with “University” of Austin Joe Biden's infrastructure
11/16/2021
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What A Day: IckB goes down
Folks: It's not great. Monday, November 15, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Sen. John Barrasso (R-WY) on Trump defending the 'hang Mike Pence' chant No one would confuse Donald
11/13/2021
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What A Day: The LMAO of Steve
Redistricting: It's Not All Bad!™ Friday, November 12, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Ted Cruz, US senator The science has been clear for years: The world needs to phase out fossil
11/12/2021
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What A Day: Chutkan ya do
Banksy knows why. Thursday, November 11, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Donald Trump, foreign policy LARPer While disgraced former president Donald Trump was scrambling to find a judge to
11/11/2021
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What A Day: Awry on our own supply
What a time to be allegedly alive. Wednesday, November 10, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Pennsylvania Senate Candidate Sean Parnell, on gender roles President Biden has overseen an
11/10/2021
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What A Day: More like Su-nope-nope
Is Merrick Garland aware about how incentives work? Tuesday, November 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows hunting a Taylor Swift fan With just
11/9/2021
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What A Day: Inf'ra treat
Don't kill the messenger, folks! Monday, November 8, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -Rep. Nicole Malliotakis (R-NY) on Joe Biden's infrastructure bill While you were enjoying your
11/6/2021
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What A Day: Brandon Builds Back
Time to waterproof Katie Porter's whiteboard. Friday, November 5, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Nikki Haley, unironically, on things politicians should have to do A national case of
11/5/2021
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What A Day: Göttheimerdämmerung
Congratulations to the makers of Sand. Thursday, November 4, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Tucker Carlson, man who hasn't stopped screaming about it for weeks After a dismal election
11/4/2021
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What A Day: Yeet Virginia
You have a captive audience, LA. Wednesday, November 3, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Eric Adams, NYC's profoundly normal new mayor There's no sugarcoating it: Democrats got
11/3/2021
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What A Day: Let's get Loudoun
A chilling reminder that Facebook could be worse. Tuesday, November 2, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Curtis Sliwa fighting poll workers who made him leave his cat outside Tuesday was
11/2/2021
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What A Day: Glasgow big or go home
The Dominion x bat collab. Monday, November 1, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Josh Hawley on the perils of feminism World leaders from more than 120 countries have gathered in Glasgow,
10/30/2021
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What A Day: Kinz and needles
Got you some spooky numbers. Friday, October 29, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Karol Marcowicz on Florida's COVID strategy, which killed 60000 people Today in Somewhat Deflating
10/29/2021
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What A Day: Rom-vom Sinema
Sorry, old people with teeth and/or eyes. Thursday, October 28, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Aaron Neville on Kyrsten Sinema's business casual denim vest At long last, President Biden
10/28/2021
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What A Day: More like TargetFart
Out of The Egg Man's hands. Wednesday, October 27, 2021 BY SARAH LAZARUS & CROOKED MEDIA -Joe Manchin, lost soul The architects of Donald Trump's attempted coup continue to faceplant over
10/27/2021
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What A Day: Screwy Louis and the ruse
The book she freaked out about was Beloved. Tuesday, October 26, 2021 BY BRIAN BEUTLER & CROOKED MEDIA -@NoLabelsOrg, Twitter account for corporate lobbyists Little known fact: When you're “